How to stand out at PFW

10 Mar

Last week was Paris Fashion Week, and after spending all of my free time wandering around the ready-to-wear shows, I have finally figured out the key to getting acknowledged by fashion people and photographed by paparazzi.

Dye your hair an unnatural color.

So many people had crazy colored hair, and those were all of the people getting attention from photographers. So if you want to find your picture on street fashion blogs, dye your hair purple. This is exactly what I would do if I wasn’t so broke and lazy.

This girl is actually the coolest person in the world. I want to be her.

This girl is actually the coolest person in the world. I want to be her.

Wear fur.

I don’t care if it is real or fake, but if you are wearing fur, people will think you know something about fashion and/or you are famous. And photographers like famous people.

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Fur and colored hair. She is obviously knowledgeable.

Put on a hat.

I learned this tip from personal experience. When I went to the Chloe show I wore a beanie and all of a sudden, everyone wanted to take my picture. When my friend Molly wore a hat, everyone wanted to take her picture. So I guess hats make you stand out to fashion photographers. Look for me in Elle! Just kidding, but I will probably be on some blogs.

Aww look at us in our matching skirts and hats.

Aww look at us in our matching skirts and hats.

Be a celebrity.

This isn’t a helpful tip, and I apologize for that. But it is the truth. The fail-proof method for getting your picture taken at fashion week is being a celebrity. And you can tell when someone famous is making her way into a show because she will not stop to let people take her picture. That is the difference between celebrities and us peasants. A normal person would enjoy the attention and stop, so it is easy for the photographers to get their shot. Celebrities don’t stop because paparazzi are an annoyance to them. Except Kim Kardashian, I bet she stops.

I saw Jessica Chastain. So casual. Also I would like to apologize for being a part of the paparazzi problem.

I saw Jessica Chastain. So casual. Also I would like to apologize for being a part of the paparazzi problem.

So there you go. Now if you are ever in Paris for fashion week, you will know how to get attention. Here are some street fashion photos I took, and you will see that I am telling the truth.

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One Response to “How to stand out at PFW”

  1. melanierichtman March 10, 2013 at 11:36 am #

    Reblogged this on Melanie Richtman.

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